#269: (Why Don't We Do It In The) Road Report

Scott arrives late to the podcast from Holbrook, Arizona where he's on the final leg of a tour with the Toadies, prompting discussion about restaurant etiquette after he witnessed his bandmate share an "all you can eat" pasta dish. Gabe recounts discovering a Florida bar with line dancing, which leads to extended debate about whether he's becoming a line dancer, while the hosts also argue about AI usage, laundry science, and compete to name the best opening lines from Beatles songs. The episode meanders through topics including the movie Magnolia, Jaws, and Scott's search for a specific Sub Pop children's t-shirt, with announcements about upcoming Florida shows where Gabe may join and a Lifers movie screening in Jersey City on November 21st.